Writing by Eboni Orchid

WIP for wip_amnesty!

Title: Funnnnnds
Author: eboniorchid
Fandom: Torchwood/Smallville (crossover)
Characters: Captain Jack Harkness/Clark Kent/Lex Luthor
Prompt: Originally for the Build-Your-Own-Torchwood Challenge and the 'Captain Jack Sexes Everyone In Every Fandom Ever' Challenge.
Word Count: ~650 words.
Rating: R for language and talk of sex.
Warnings/Spoilers: Crossover. AUish. Slash. Threesomes. Established relationship. Flirting.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Really. Nothing.
Summary: Ever wonder how Torchwood is funded? It's not all government funds. Jack's not a professional fundraiser, but he's pretty damned good at securing funds from sexy wealthy investors.
Author's Notes: I actually wrote this before Torchwood aired and haven't really had the motivation to go back to it. It could end here, but I hadn't intended for it to do so. So, we'll see.

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